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One more movie review


GGmovieWhat’s better than a Lutheran pastor presiding over Gatsby’s poorly attended funeral?

A Lutheran pastor reviewing the movie!
Read Rev. Ted Giese’s evaluation here.

And while you’re at, you can listen to his interview on one of our favorite radio programs, Issues Etc.


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Posted by on June 22, 2013 in The Great Gatsby


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Remember when . . .

Do you know what I like in a movie?  Of course you do, you’ve read our posts about flicks like Pilgrim’s Progress, The Scarlet LetterAnna Karenina and Apocalypse Now.  But in case you’re like me, and you forget everything you’ve read or seen within seven days (and that’s probably a generous time frame, I’m afraid) I’ll remind you:  I like to be entertained.

So, did The Great Gatsby deliver?  You bet, I liked it a lot.

And that’s about all I recall because it’s been more than seven days since we’ve seen it.  And I don’t even have the good excuse of being on mega pain-killers.  So, for the next few paragraphs, I’m going to do my best to reconstruct my movie memory.  

  • I was super pleased by the screen play’s faithfulness to the book.
  • I have a weak recollection of complaining to my friends and sister that the modern music seemed out of place, and then when they all enthusiastically approved of the contemporary downbeats I immediately caved to peer pressure with some line about how it was effective in delivering the wild, visceral nature of the times.
  • I remember thinking that you have to be pretty amazing to make a pink suit look like must-have item of the summer, and Leonardo DiCaprio was.

    Look out, Jerry, I might go shopping.

  • I know I was disappointed that the striped inflatable pool chair doesn’t make an reappearance in Gatsby’s final scene.  I can’t even find a picture of it on line.  A real tragedy.
  • I was inclined to try for the eleventieth time to wear headbands.  If only the back of my head wasn’t as flat as Kansas, I’m pretty sure I could pull off Daisy’s do.

    Also, it would drive me crazy to have my ears covered and hair touching my cheek, but oh, how I love this look.

  • I was, and still am, super annoyed that Nick’s cottage was north of Gatsby’s mansion instead of south.
  • I know that we were the only ones in the theater that giggled during the scene where Gatsby and Daisy meet, making us wonder if anyone else had read the book and understood the sheer delight and cuteness of this encounter.  Then again, we were the only one’s that laughed at Oblansky’s love of buns, too.
  • And the sight of Myrtle flying in front of T.J. Eckleburg’s billboard is one I will never forget.  Not even after seven decades.

But you should go see it!  It was great!  I loved it!  Very entertaining!  Trust me.

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Posted by on June 21, 2013 in The Great Gatsby


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I Wouldn’t Recommend It

Oh, you thought I meant the movie!  No, on the contrary – I heartily WOULD recommend it!   My recollections (of the movie) are entirely pleasant.   What I would not recommend is going to see the movie after spending 4 or 5 days in extreme toothache-y pain and then getting 2 teeth pulled.   I guess I figured that after that amount of torture, I was NOT missing out on time with friends at a movie I’ve been looking forward to seeing for months.   So, after 2 extractions that afternoon, I snuck in a purse-full of gauze and an ice pack, bound and determined to have a good time.

Unfortunately, my recollections are vague and tinged with memories of replacing bloody gauze and trying to ice the area on and off every 20 minutes.  So, listen to my wise and much more focused friends as they review The Great Gatsby.  I’ll have to rent it when it comes out on video.

I leave you with the picture my daughter dared to take while I was in pain.   Just so you believe me.   (That’s a primogeniture trait, I believe.   One doesn’t skip out unless one has a verifiable excuse.)


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Posted by on June 20, 2013 in The Great Gatsby


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Apocalypse Now, and Later, and Later

202 minutes

That’s the length of Apocalypse Now Redux, apparently the extra scenes in this 2001 definitive version of Francis Ford Coppola’s 1979 movie put it over the top.  But it’s not the length that’s the shocker, it’s my final analysis that my send you into a tailspin.  Brace yourself.

If you have to decide between reading The Heart of Darkness and watching Apocalypse Now, pop in the DVD.

No joke.  Recommending a movie over it’s written source of inspiration is new to me, but I have some rationale to calm your worried countenance.

  • Conrad’s purpose in telling this story was to depict the darkness of human existence.  He does, but Francis Ford Coppola does so even more.
  • The colors, lights, shadows, and fog of the cinematography are far more striking than those in my mental images of Marlow’s journey.  Had I ever done drugs I probably would have been better suited to picture these things on my own.
  • The soundtrack is equally creepy and haunting in a very 1979 way.
  • AN is no more confusing than HoD.  I won’t say it’s less, but definitely not more.
  • The movie is brutal.  Bru. Tal.  And I think that’s what Conrad was going for.
  • You can knit while watching the movie.  Oh wait!  I can do that while reading the book, too!
  • Ruth is absolutely right, Martin Sheen, Robert Duvall, Dennis Hopper, and Marlon Brando are really great.  If by great you mean superbly creepy, and I do.
  • The heads aren’t shrunken, they are full-sized.  Full-sized, yet still bodiless.
  • Knowing and experiencing the origin of the phrase “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” will boost your chances of doing well on the obligate pop-culture category on Jeopardy.
  • And because it deserves to be said one more time: the book was horrible, but the movie is worse.  Even Joseph Conrad would have wanted you to watch it instead.

And last, but not least:

  • Despite The Heart of Darkness’s small pagination it will probably still take you more than 202 minutes to read it, so instead grab the 153 minute original version of Apocalypse Now and exterminate the brute as quickly as possible.  Oh, the horror.
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Posted by on April 24, 2013 in Heart of Darkness


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The Heath is Alive with a Movie Soundtrack

Friday night I was wild and crazy.  I set up the portable DVD player in the kitchen and watched this movie while I prepped and cleaned up dinner.

ROTN movie

It was revolutionary.  Not the movie.  The watching while washing dishes–that was revolutionary.  Since I was multi-tasking, I grabbed an index card on which to scratch down some notes to share with you.  These are by no means exhaustive.  Fellow Blogger Christina and her husband also watched the movie.  I hope they’ll add in the comments anything vital that I forgot.

  • Clym sees Eustacia magically on the heath the 1st day he comes home.  I say magically because she appears out of the mist with a white horse.  Eustacia is played by Catherine Zeta-Jones
  • Charlie does indeed hold E’s hand in exchange for her playing his part of the Turkish knight.
  • Clym recognizes Eustacia in the costume and the whole bucket in the well thing is skipped.
  • All attend Thomasin and Wildeve’s wedding.  At the wedding Susan Nunsuch stabs Eustacia with a pin during the service.  The wax figure of E is skipped, instead Susan burns a ribbon (we assume it’s E’s).
  • There is no gambling scene between Christian Cantle and Wildeve.  Or between Wildeve and Diggory Venn.
  • There is no snake.  Mrs. Yeobright keels over on the walk back to her home.
  • Eustacia immediately confesses to Clym that she did not open the door for her MIL because she thought he had.
  • The movie gave me the impression that Eustacia jumped into the water.  Thomasin, Clym. Wildeve, and the Reddleman were all there watching.  First she’s on the bridge, then she’s not.
  • The Reddleman’s love for Thomasin is downplayed.  The movie does end with their marriage.  Thomasin does not have a child.
  • The heath is not out to get everyone.

It was not my favorite rendition of the story.  I missed the force of the heath.  Sure the book was dark and depressing with the heath killing off folks left and right, but if you are going to make a movie version of a classic–do it right!  Stay true to the story!


Posted by on February 5, 2013 in The Return of the Native


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A Beautiful Spectacle

Movies in the theater are still a novelty for me.  Growing up they were Forbidden (although I may or may not have seen a few anyway), with very young children it’s hard to get away, and now I just have a hard time spending that much money on a 2-hour experience!   So whenever I have the opportunity for a “cinematic experience,” I feel blown away.  The sound, the color, the movement – it all combines into what is normally a bit overwhelming.   This movie was no exception.

I’ll try to get a little deeper than just the visual experience.  Let’s start with the positives:

1.   I was impressed with the director’s unique and clever adaptions making it seem like the whole novel was a play…well, most of the novel, anyway…there were a few times they seem to have left this behind.   I had read about this in a review and was skeptical.  But it worked!

2.  The dancing!  Combined with the gorgeous costumes, it was truly a spectacle.   There was one dance in particular that I will call “The Swan Dance” that was particularly gorgeous and sexy.  I wonder if they made it up, or if there really was such a stylized dance of the time period.   Tune in later once I do my research.   Christine and her husband take dance lessons regularly.  I suggested they learn that one – she just laughed at my idea.  Wonder why?

3.  Oblonsky became the comic relief of the play.  It was nice to have this distraction from the rest of the drama.  I giggled at his antics, facial expressions, posing, and just general dandy-ness.

Now for the negatives:

1.  The under-emphasis on Levin’s spiritual journey.  I think this is very important to Tolstoy and to a correct understanding of the themes of the book.   The movie included many scenes with Levin and Kitty, but left out most of Levin’s angst and searching.

2. The (expected) shallowness of the characters as compared to the book.  This always disappoints me.  I KNOW that it is impossible to turn a 900+ page novel into a movie without leaving out much of the detail, but it still doesn’t stop me from wishing they could.  A mini-series would be better.  I was very glad I had read the book first – that way my brain could fill in all the gaps.

3. Levin’s general wimpy-ness.  He was my favorite character in the novel, and the choices made in the movie just didn’t agree with how I pictured him.   He looked pouty, childish, and indecisive most of the time.

All in all, I was entertained.  It didn’t seem like 130 minutes.    Time flew.   I think they met the challenge of turning Tolstoy’s classic novel into screen-fare relatively well.  I give it a B.   But don’t take your children.   The “R” rating was probably warranted.   (Although less for violence than for sexuality.  The worst violence was the peasant accident at the beginning, which looked rather fake to me.  And the sex wasn’t completely gratuitous.) Rent it when it comes out on video and enjoy the spectacle.  It’s a sparkly end to reading a very long, complex novel.


P.S.  Sorry for covering some ground already covered in previous movie posts.  Seems like we three think alike.


Posted by on December 7, 2012 in Anna Karenina, The Blog



My Favorite Things (and some biting dogs)

It’s Day 2 of our Anna Karenina movie review.  Don’t miss Christine’s Thumbs Up/Thumb’s Down from yesterday, and come back tomorrow for Jeannette’s AK dos and don’ts.  For today, this is where I stand.

[Please imagine here a lovely picture of Christine and Jeannette standing by the giant AK movie cutout sign-board thingy.  If you’re really imaginative you can see Jeannette pretending to kiss Vronsky.  Too bad the picture is trapped on my phone.]

Doorbells and Sleigh Bells and Schnitzel with Noodles:

1.The ‘choreography’ of the opening scene.  I have no idea how long it lasted – 15-20 minutes maybe longer?  But the entire spilling of the original plot moves like a giant ballet.  No, maybe an opera.  Strike that, a musical.  I felt as thought they would break into song at any moment.  Well, some of the characters walking by did sing a little tune I found myself humming today.  Oh, and the dancing!  The dancing!

2.  The actress that plays Kitty, and the adorable, memorable, romantic, yet real way she and Levin played out the initial game to confess their love.  She sold me on the relationship, on her youth, on her goodness, and on love.

3.  Vronsky.  As I read the book I had one opinion of Vronsky:  Jerk.  There was probably more to him in the novel, but I kept my jerk-colored glasses on and didn’t permit any depth of character.  As the movie progressed,  I began to feel some sympathy for him, don’t get me wrong, he was still a jerk who did a jerky thing, but I believed his devotion to Anna more in the film than I allowed myself to believe in the book.  Maybe his crooked baby blues just worked their magic on me, after all, it wasn’t in 3-D, so I didn’t wear any special lenses to view him this time around.

Dog Bites, Bee Stings, and General Bad Feelings:

1.  Dolly has a small role, and in her final scene she says something along the lines of, “I would have liked to do what you have done, Anna, but no one asked me.”  Boo.  Hiss.  I want the real Dolly Oblonsky back.

2.  In the end Levin tells Kitty he has discovered something, but they don’t even begin to let the watcher understand what it is.  If you’ve read the book, you’re fine.  If you have not, then it will be impossible for you to see the full contrast between the Anna and Levin storylines.

3.  There was just not enough agricultural and economic theory and debate.  Not enough of the travels to the health spas and Italian villas.  Not enough about Russian politics and the war on the Serbs.


Um, do people still use that phrase, or did I just flash us all back to the 1990’s?  I’m sorry, you see, I’m pretty easily pleased at the movies, I just like to be entertained, but I’m sure I can think of a third thing that I didn’t like.  Oh!  I’ve got it – Karenin’s little “going to bed” box.  Yuck.  Ick.  Blech.


Posted by on December 6, 2012 in Anna Karenina


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